[ Always cover your mouth when you cough. Ghosts catch cold too. ]

” AAACHOOO!!…..” ” ( bless you ) “
” AAACHOOO!!…..” ” ( bless ya ‘gain, nex’ tahmm yer on yer own ) “
” AAAAAcHHOOOOOOO!!!! ” ” ( Holy Shit Tommy! do ya have a cold??? WTF!! ) “

” Ugh! sorry…Yeah, the other day while waitin’ for the tube, standing in front of this big, tall sweaty guy:

I knew I shoulda moved. The first time he sneezed, it came through the back of my skull and stuck to my eyebrow. “
” ( bent-over grabbing his stomach…) Oh My God Gross!! “
” yeah, tell me about it—ha-ha ( trails off laughing…..) …I couldn’t wipe it enough ya know?…( more laughing…) Like when you
were fleshed, remember?…we didn’t have any problem keeping our saliva to ourselves. It’s like they stopped teaching it in school
or something. I remember talking at a family cookout with my snotty cousin, who apparently couldn’t tell he was soaking people
with his errant spittle, and he started talking philosophy and science, so i was in my glory–that’s my street, ya know?…
–so anyway, I had just heard his five to…easily seven minute spiel about how the universe is black—the moron. After looking half
intrigued through it all, and dodging his late-evening morning breath, I asked…If our eyeballs relay upside-down images to the brain,
isn’t it that, either my eyeballs should be right-side up, or you’re standing on some ceiling in a Roman-Catholic cathedral somewhere,
nestled in finite time; waiting for the world to end. And I’m looking at a white sky, full of black points of night; transmitted over billions
of dark-years until it reaches my useless eye?…..”
“… (bristling with energy!…) …well, wha’d-ee say?…”
” Hmph! He burbled something about 7-11 having a deal where if you buy a five dollar sub, you get a $.99 bag of chips for free. To
which I offered ” what if the sub was really only three dollars? Then you’re not really getting the chips for free, you’re giving them an
extra buck…..His head went all Scanners and blew up all over my sister’s George Thorogood T-shirt, and part of her skirt. It was
literally as funny as shit because she puked so hard, she shit herself and part of her husband’s leg! …great day to go commando
huh sis? “
“…tee-hee-hee-hee-hee-…..”
” …aah…family gatherings…..”